Wednesday, July 31, 2013

7/31-BARRY WONDERS IF HE'S GOT OBAMACARE INCORRECTLY CONDEMNED. AN MD COMES ALONG TO HELP HIM.



You think being fair is easy?  Barry is over-exerting his fairness-glands trying to give OBAMACARE a fair shake.  While neither an admirer or a voter for Obama, Barry remembers what a royal screw-up something like "EZ-PASS" was at the beginning in New York as the city and state were trying to institute the system under which you cruise right on through the toll booths if you have EZ-PASS without stopping.  Soon afterwards they got all the bugs out of the sysem and it's now a delight.  Barry wonders if his opposition to OBAMACARE might be sentencing innocent Americans to inconvenience -- or worse -- with this incorrect attitude.  MD ELAINA GEORGE makes a house call on Sara and Barry this evening to add a professional lens to the scrutiny of OBAMACARE.


Tuesday, July 30, 2013

7/30-GREATEST TRICK ON EARTH; RUNNING THE KEYSTONE PIPELINE WITH NO MORE THAN FIFTY PERMANENT EMPLOYEES!



Professor, writer, scientist, inventor ADRIAN VANCE picks himself off the floor and answers Obama's accusation that the Keystone Pipeline would provide no more than FIFTY permanent jobs.  (The State Department estimates 20,000!)  And that's just for show openers!



Monday, July 29, 2013

7/29- FOR ATHEISTIC CHAPLAINS, WHAT COMES AFTER, "NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP!"?



They don't have vegetarian supervisors in meat-packing plants.  They don't have pacifists at the planning tables to tangle with our top military officers.  How is it, then, that, the military is contemplating ATHEISTIC CHAPLAINS to serve the spiritual needs of our fighting men who don't believe in God?  And, by the way, what ARE their spiritual needs?   REV. DONALD BOYS, author, columnist and former member of the Indiana House of Representatives, visits Sara and Barry this evening to deliver his combustible, "handle-with-care" opinions on the matter.



Friday, July 26, 2013

7/26-WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO TREAT COUNTRIES LIKE NORTH KOREA AS NORMAL AND LAW-ABIDING? HERE'S WHAT!



American freedom may be endangering American security.  Once upon a time when American politics were boring this story would have aroused the American population to a proper sense of concern and fear.  Freedom can make things too noisy to notice major developments.  You may have missed it completely.  The Panamanians apprehended and boarded a North Korean ship traversing the Panama Canal from Cuba.  It's not too late to be alarmed.  Cuban-born freedom-writer HUMBERTO FONTOVA visits with Sara and Barry this evening to report what was concealed in the cargo.


Thursday, July 25, 2013

7/25-OBAMA HAS ADDED A WRINKLE TO HIS "COLLECTIVIST" ECONOMIC PROGRAM THAT MAKES IT EASIER FOR AMERICANS TO SWALLOW!



In 1937 European Heavyweight Boxing Champ Max Schmeling from Germany  watched a film of his upcoming opponent, Joe Louis from the United States, and said to his manager (Jewish, by the way, which gave Hitler gas pains!) "I sink I see somesing!"  Max noticed that Louis had a habit of dropping his left hand after a jab, inviting one of Max's thunderous right cross punches.  Schmeling knocked Louis out!  Barry "sinks he hears somesing" in Obama's series of economic speeches that gives the nation a clue to Obama's new way to make post-Soviet Communism palatable to the American people.

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

7/23- IF THEY DO TALK ABOUT THE ROYAL BABY, YOU CAN BET YOU'LL HEAR STUFF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD ELSEWHERE!



Racconteur, cultural expert,, ethnic researcher ROBERT RODRIGUEZ, though blind since birth, has carved himself the niche as "King of the Ethnic Jokes the Ethnics Tell about Themselves and Each Other".  Barry has been inviting Rodriguez to join him in conversation on the air ever since Barry started his first show in 1960.  Never a script.  Never even a note.  Never even a quick discussion like, "Hey, Bob, this time why don't we tell a few....."  It's all chemistry; the unpredictable kind.  If you're betting where Bob and Barry are going to go, however, it's pretty safe to put your big money on the Royal Baby and untold stories from World War II.  Rodriguez visits with Sara and Barry this evening.