Monday, June 25, 2012

6/25-YOGI BERRA CANNOT BE BEATEN, ONLY COPIED, AND THIS SHOW IS, INDEED, DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN!

Barry was on the verge of suggesting to Sara they semi-dodge the Supreme Court Arizona ruling today, inasmuch as the airwaves are all crackling with it and it might pay off to switch to another topic, but sudden Barry "recognized" what he calls a "harmonic" -- a little voice saying, "You've heard this song before." True, it wasn't about an issue before the Supreme Court. It was about a barbecue-cooking contest between the "best" of eastern North Carolina and western North Carolina, but rather than desert the topic, Sara and Barry are going to lead with it this evening.

Friday, June 22, 2012

6/22-SPANISH GUITARS CAN HAVE MORE THAN ONE STRING!

Memo to all talk hosts: Beware! Just because HUMBERTO FONTOVA is the best commentator in English AND Spanish on all matters affecting and afflicting Cuba does NOT mean, "Okay; let's call Humberto whenever Cuba heats up." This evening Humberto visits Sara and Barry to take aim at the tactics and antics of Eric Holder. The promise of Humberto's appearance? Definitely Fast-and-Furious!

Thursday, June 21, 2012

6/21- BARRY CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOW LEGAL TO DO WHAT HE AND SARA PLAN TO DO TONIGHT; NAMELY, HAUL OFF AND SELL HIS BOOK!

When Barry entered broadcasting, he says, what they're planning for tonight would have meant thirty-days in the electric chair. Reagan's de-regulation would have cut that sentence way down. Today everybody does it without shame. Barry's got a new book out, "Cocktails With Molotov". He and Sara and going to talk about as many of the 82 chapters as time permits. If a listener should be prompted to buy the book, Barry promises not to tell any panel of FCC judges, "Dear me; I apologize. I certainly never intended THAT!" We promise laughs, lessons and, who knows, maybe even a new spot in your home for yet another book.

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

6/20- Compared to Root's energy, "Fast and Furious" is "Slow and Lethargic"!

WAYNE ALLYN ROOT, Libertarian candidate for vice president in 2008, visits Sara and Barry brimming with expertise and opinions on the highly explosive Constitutional crisis in Washington over "Fast and Furious".

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

6/19-CAN WE PUT THE WHOLE WORLD ON "RESET" AND TRY TO GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME?

The world's "prodigy" in national security is RYAN MAURO, who landed his first serious job in security at the age of sixteen. Mauro visits Sara and Barry to comment on the deteriorating relations between America and -- name it!

Friday, June 15, 2012

6/15- WILL ALL UN-PANDERED TO PETS PLEASE RAISE THEIR PAW!

Wouldn't it be something if, instead of any respectable "October Surprise", Obama just continues his "Daily Drizzle" of selective pandering; one day let's legalize marijuana and lasso the young; then push through a "Dream-Works-like" amnesty-by-another name for the Hispanics. Hardly enough to build a political cathedral on, but a plenty-good-enough first question for former New York Congressman JOHN LeBOUTILLIER who visits Sara and Barry this evening.

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

6/13-HOW TO MAKE A HERO! TAKE A COWARD LIKE CHE GUEVARA AND ADD A TOUCH OF THE RIGHT KIND OF MEDIA

Inside-baseball stuff: Barry had informally agreed to let HUMBERTO FONTOVA finish his third volume sharing the scorching truth about the Castro regime. Barry e-mailed Humberto and asked if he were allowed to "come out and play". Humberto e-mailed back, "I've been out playing a lot lately!" along with a photo of the biggest fish Farber ever saw that could be handled and posed before the cameras MANUALLY by the fisherman without a hoisting crane! Humberto further blows Farber's mind by sending him a link of a CANADIAN TV interviewed who peels the bloody bark off the phony image of Che Guevara as a "hero", "guerrilla warrior", "freedom fighter." Yes, conservatism can break out even in the most well-bred countries, like Canada. Fontova visits Sara and Barry to explain everything.