8/9- SHERLOCK HOLMES GAVE US THE DOG THAT DID NOT BARK. WAYNE ALLYN ROOT GIVES US THE CLASSMATE WHO WAS NEVER SEEN!

Best-selling author and entrepreneur and Libertarian candidate for vice president WAYNE ALLYN ROOT visits Sara and Barry this evening to explain why something he's been explaining for years has suddenly become a high-explosive presidential campaign issue.


SHERLOCK HOLMES GAVE US THE DOG THAT DID NOT BARK. WAYNE ALLYN ROOT GIVES US THE CLASSMATE WHO WAS NEVER SEEN!

8/8-YOUR TEA LEAVES SAY OBAMA. YOUR TURTLE SHELLS SAY OBAMA. PAUL HOLLRAH'S NUMBERS SAY ROMNEY!

Did you ever feel the election is a working model of a parallel universe without mood music? Obama seems to be leading in all the polls and his attack ads seem to be hurting Romney -- or is he, and are they? Barry recalls the battle-cry of high school football in North Carolina; "You Hit Him High. I'll Hit Him Low!" Barry's regular column in World Net Daily boldly predicted a Romney victory, but all "thinky" and even "spiritual", with no statistical back-up. A great political writer, PAUL HOLLRAH, has just come out with the same conclusion with ice-cold figures to back him up. He lays out his numbers as he visits Sara and Barry this evening.

8/7- CHE GUEVARA! GAY MARRIAGE! DON'T WE HAVE ENOUGH HURRICANES BLOWING OUT OF THERE?

Nobody on the right need worry about being adversely affected by Sara and Barry tonight. Warnings are out, however, for those on the left. There was talk of those on the left not tuning in without permission from their physician. The lead story, forgive us in advance for the turbulence, is "What would Che Guevara have said about gay marriage?" Cuba's famous freedom-writer HUMBERTO FONTOVA visits Sara and Barry this evening.

8/6- LESSON ONE IS, THE SIKHS, DESPITE THEIR BEARDS AND HEAD-DRESS, ARE NOT ARABS. NOW LET'S LEARN SOME MORE!

Sara and Barry know one thing when their cab driver in New York turns out to be a Sikh. He's going to be a very happy man after Barry pulls his "Sikh" routine, something associated with laughter and good feeling and far from the mass murder that fell upon the Sikh community in Wisconsin yesterday. When blind hatred teams up with blind ignorance, you've got quite a quinella to contend with.

8/3- YOUR ANSWERS ARE "YES" AND "NO". YES, I HEARD SEN. REID SAY IT. NO I CAN'T BELIEVE HE SAID IT.

Live shows make no promises, but Barry hints his opening question will be the most important one politically-minded Americans can possibly put, not to each other, but to themselves. It involves Sen. Harry Reid's tax accusations against Mitt Romney. Sara and Barry will pin-point the stupidity that's blocking legislation that would benefit America in many ways, including financial, and they'll analyze the energy let loose by the national debate over Chick-Fil-A.

8/2- GERALD CELENTE MUST LOOK DOWN ON US NEWS-FOLK WHO HAVE TO WAIT FOR A STORY TO HAPPEN BEFORE YOU WRITE IT UP!

GERALD CELENTE has been hailed as the "Nostradamus" of our time by major media and commentators. Some believe he has a eerie ability to see beyond the time horizon. The success of "The Trends Journal", Celente's predictions, proves a lot of people around the world are impressed with his ability. When Barry told Sara what Celente sees coming up in the year ahead, she gagged slightly and said, "Barry, we're going to have to do a week of shows on superior cup-cake making just to calm our audience down. Celente visits Sara and Barry this evening.

8/1- FORMER GOP CONGRESSMAN: OBAMA PLAYS HIS WEAK HAND BETTER THAN ROMNEY PLAYS HIS STRONGER HAND.

They don't have to dub in the roar of the crowd. You can hear it, 97 days before the election. Scott Rasmussen says Romney is three points ahead of Obama. Former New York Congressman JOHN LeBOUTILLIER says Romney and his helpless, hapless, helpless team are slowing blowing their historic opportunity day by day. Cong. LeBoutillier visits with Sara and Barry this evening to explain.