Tuesday, April 23, 2013

4/22-SEEING IS NOT ALWAYS BELIEVING, ESPECIALLY WHEN AN ACROBAT SEEMS ACTUALLY TO GAIN ALTITUDE IN MID-LEAP!



In the spirit of getting "back to normal"exactly one week after the Boston bombings, JARED MADSEN introduces Shen Yun, one of the most spectacular and successful performances ever to play Lincoln Center, the Kennedy Center and elsewhere across North America, Europe, Australia and Asia. Shen Yun performs classic Chinese dance and acrobatics banned on the Communist mainland but beloved by hundreds of millions of Chinese and others around the world.  Barry has to learn to control himself when discussing Shen Yun.  Can you believe an acrobat leaps across the outstretched bodies of his partners and GAINS ALTITUDE WHILE IN MID-AIR!  Jared is the emcee of Shen Yun and describes what goes on.  He also recalls his years of high school in China and his degree in Chinese medicine.  Jared visits with Sara and Barry this evening.



4/23-CAN YOU HANDLE HARSH CRITICISM OF THE WAY WE AMERICANS DO THINGS FROM AN ANGRY FOREIGNER? TRY SOME ON THE SARA AND BARRY SHOW!



The impression spreads out across the land that would-be immigrants from secret, sinister Jihadists to honest, earnest students from places like Bangla Desh and Finland are all passively sitting around waiting to see what the Gang-of-Eight will propose to Congress and what final immigration legislation Congress will serve up to the American people.  All but one, would-be immigrant, maybe!  Writer-journalist MARINKA PESCHMANN aims and fires some sass and convincing backtalk from her native Canada in her "Open Letter to the Gang of Eight".  Apparently gang members and drunken drivers will be welcome as immigrants to America, but not pristine and innocent people like herself!  Marinka visits Sara and Barry this evening.



Monday, April 22, 2013

4/19-AT WHAT POINT DO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE SAY, "WE'VE HAD IT WITH JIHAD!" AND WHAT HAPPENS THEN?



When Barry introduces former New York CONGRESSMAN JOHN LeBOUTILLIER he frequently repeats that, in his judgment, the congressman has "the best political mind in the English Language".  The breaking news from Watertown, Massachusetts needs the best political mind in the English language and Cong. LeBoutillier visits with Sara and Barry this evening.



Thursday, April 18, 2013

4/18-COME ON IN. THE WATER'S HARD!



What would you do for your favorite charity?  DR. MARVIN SPROUSE plunged into an icy lake for his. Author of a book analyzing his own better instincts, "The World's Greatest Motivator", Dr. Sprouse visits with Sara and Barry this evening to outline some of the mind-expanding and world-improving things he does when not taking a "dip".



Wednesday, April 17, 2013

4/17-NO ONE COULD BE MORE CURIOUS ABOUT WHAT GOES ON THE SARA AND BARRY SHOW THIS EVENING THAN SARA AND BARRY!



Late Tuesday, April 16, the day after the Boston Marathon attack, Barry got a phone call from a prominent member of the public relations community who calmly said, "Barry, I represent a former Muslim Jihadist now converted to Christianity who can give your audience the names of the Boston bombers.  He'll also explain that Obama is covering up the identity of the bombers because he dreads the narrative of "Muslims attacking America again ".  There followed a well-meaning but ridiculous question; namely, "Would you like to have him on your show as a guest?"  Former Jihadist WALID SHOEBAT visits Sara and Barry this evening.  Will he really have the names?  We'll see!


Tuesday, April 16, 2013

4/16-WHICH IS THE GREATER THREAT -- ISLAMIC JIHADISTS OR AMERICAN BUREAUCRATS? DON'T ANSWER TOO QUICKLY!



This may seem like a national want-ad to try to get some "heads-in-beds" at a Southern resort development a little too new to have found its regular clientele.  It is not.  It is an attack on the bureaucratic suits in the Veterans Administration and elsewhere too swine-headed to realize how much money could be saved by the
government and victims of Super-Storm Sandy if they would only accept an offer of luxury living for vastly less than the government is eager to pay for vastly inferior accomodations.  War hero, aviation expert and real estate dealer HANS TRUPP, owner of the huge SAVANNAH LAKES PROJECT in South Carolina has offered to let the storm victims enjoy golf, miniature golf, tennis, boating, breath-taking lake-front views all at "below-sacrifice" rates that wipe out every reason to put storm victims up except one -- the bureaucratic brain.  Hans, twisting in frustration, points out that entire organizations, teams, families, pre-existing groups COULD REMAIN TOGETHER and live in wildly better conditions at prices that would save the government real money.  Hans vents his frustration into live microphones in hopes the real villain -- bureaucracy -- at least gets its pants on fire.