8/31- Excuse me! You're telling me that greyhound in England did WHAT?

Since the days of vaudeville, show-biz folks have joked and laughed about the disposability of the "dog act". What kind of dog act would it take to muscle in on a wrap-up of the GOP Convention! BIBI FARBER, Barry's daughter, brings that story as she visits Sara and Barry this evening.

8/30-COMEDIANS BUD ABBOT AND LOU COSTELLO ROCKED AMERICA WITH THEIR HILARIOUS ROUTINE, "WHO'S ON FIRST?" NOW ALL'S QUIET AS A MAJOR COMMENTATOR ANSWE

Through all the sound-and-fury and sturm-und-drang of the GOP Convention, does anybody have a credible scorecard filled out looking beyond Tampa and Charlotte for the likely result of the presidential election? One of the few observers worth shutting up and listening to is PROFESSOR CHARLES DUNN, Distinguished Professor of Government at Regent University, who long ago realized how inferior a crystal ball is to crystal-clear scholarship and journalism. Dr. Dunn visits with Sara and Barry this evening.

8/29-ADRIAN, HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT WHEN TINA BACK-PATTED OBAMA SHE WAS LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO PLANT THE KNIFE?

You don't need Sara and Barry and Sara and Barry don't need ADRIAN VANCE to air and exchange opinions about Ann Romney, Chris Christie, Paul Ryan, Mitt Romney and the other stars of the GOP Convention. No. We need Adrian -- and you need us -- to plumb and feast upon the riches of Tina Brown, Peggy Noonan and even Jeffrey Lerner. Adrian visits Sara and Barry this evening and Barry with a perfect record of non-exaggeration, pledges unforgettability.

8/28-Thank you, Doctor, for clearing that up. And the "that" is literally anything under -- or inside of -- the sun.

It was one of the best put-downs in the history of talk radio. A hostile, illiterate - quite a combination -- was blithering away and making no sense at all. The talk host finally interrupted and said, "Man, you're smarter than Einstein. Sixteen people in the world understood Einstein. NOBODY understands you!" Famous physicist, writer and in-demand public speaker ROBERT PUCCIONE understands Einstein. His personal friends include sixteen Nobel Prize winners. Among Dr. Piccone's amazing abilities is explaining the most complex scientific phenomena in terms anyone of average intelligence can understand. In his visit this evening with Sara and Barry they'll take him from Einstein to Mars, to black holes and white dwarfs and the legacy of Neil Armstrong.

8/27- TO HELL WITH YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE. WE WANT AMERICA'S REBIRTH!

At last here comes the book for fed-up Americans who feel, it's not any one thing. It's EVERYTHING. It's "PUSH BACK AMERICA" by Rabbi Aryeh Spero. You've heard of bi-partisan endorsement. Rabbi Spero's book gets MULTI-RELIGIOUS ENDORSEMENT; with prominent Catholic and Protestant leaders cheering him on. Rabbi Spero visits Sara and Barry this evening in hopes of recruiting many listeners into the great "Pushback"!

8/24- YOU'RE DESCRIBING THE TERRORISTS, RIGHT? ARE YOU SURE THAT MIRROR'S NOT BACKWARDS AND INSIDE OUT?

Snow White's queen loved to marvel at herself in the mirror, so long as the mirror assured her she was "the fairest of them all." Any American who looks into Homeland Security's mirror today is likely to see a bad guy amazingly familiar. Sara and Barry go line by line through a recent Homeland Security directive that will enrage all Americans who've lost the capacity to laugh.

8/23-DON'T PUSH ME, BARRY. PREDICTING A ROMNEY VICTORY IS COURAGEOUS ENOUGH. I DON'T HAVE TO GO FOR A LANDSLIDE!

Those who predicted a Romney victory many months ago are beginning to move around in public a little more comfortably now and are even seen having fellowship with those who predicted a Romney landslide. Professor-writer-scientist-inventor ADRIAN VANCE was an early one and on this evening when the Romney-Ryan ticket broke into its first overall lead on Fox Evening News he lobs a few concussion grenades into the race on behalf of those he thinks will win. Question: Can you diagnose wishful thinking if you are the wishful thinker?