1/29-DONALD TRUMP PUTS THAT OTHER GUY, KIND MIDAS, TO SHAME. ALL MIDAS HAD WAS MONEY. TRUMP TOOK A GIANT STEP IN THE DIRECTION OF THE THRONE LAST NIGHT JUST BY NOT SHOWING UP!

Barry wonders if any “genie” popping out of any bottle in history could possibly assemble a better deal than the one that’s now fallen upon Barry without even the necessity of rubbing the bottle the right way or making a wish.  Everybody in his and Sara’s combined families look well, feel well and have doctors’ agreement to back it up.  The last debate before the real voting begins is now behind us and as his radio guest, former New York State CONGRESSMAN JOHN LeBOUTILLIER,currently co-star of Fox News’ fabled “POLITICAL INSIDERS” for the ENTIRE HOUR.  The beverages are chilled and the steak dinner later on consists of grass-fed beef, not the louder-touted but less tasty “corn-fed” alternative. Barry admits he’s too weak in the fiction department to come up with any notion of what could possibly lend itself to improvement!