12/20-"YOU AMERICANS ARE GOING TO HAVE A BLACK PRESIDENT AND HE'S A COMMUNIST AND WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE WHAT HE DOES!"

Writer-columnist PAUL HOLLRAH stands as a pillar of journalistic integrity resisting any and all temptations to put a two and a two together in an effort to reach a conspiratorial number other than four. This time, however, Hollrah begs his readers' patience while he stretches a now-ancient blog on the subject of "The First Time I Ever Heard of Barack Obama" into a highly-conspiratorial interpretation of America's financial plight. Hollrah visits with Sara and Barry this evening.