4/16-WHICH IS THE GREATER THREAT -- ISLAMIC JIHADISTS OR AMERICAN BUREAUCRATS? DON'T ANSWER TOO QUICKLY!

This may seem like a national want-ad to try to get some "heads-in-beds" at a Southern resort development a little too new to have found its regular clientele.  It is not.  It is an attack on the bureaucratic suits in the Veterans Administration and elsewhere too swine-headed to realize how much money could be saved by the

government and victims of Super-Storm Sandy if they would only accept an offer of luxury living for vastly less than the government is eager to pay for vastly inferior accomodations.  War hero, aviation expert and real estate dealer HANS TRUPP, owner of the huge SAVANNAH LAKES PROJECT in South Carolina has offered to let the storm victims enjoy golf, miniature golf, tennis, boating, breath-taking lake-front views all at "below-sacrifice" rates that wipe out every reason to put storm victims up except one -- the bureaucratic brain.  Hans, twisting in frustration, points out that entire organizations, teams, families, pre-existing groups COULD REMAIN TOGETHER and live in wildly better conditions at prices that would save the government real money.  Hans vents his frustration into live microphones in hopes the real villain -- bureaucracy -- at least gets its pants on fire.