1/13-TRUE TALE: MY EYE DOCTOR WANTED TO VACATION IN MARSEILLES. I DIDN’T APPROVE. HE’S JEWISH. I ASKED HIM, “DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE SECOND MOST WIDELY SPOKEN LANGUAGE IN MARSEILLES IS” “I KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT,” HE SAID. “IT’S ARABIC.” “NO,” I REPLIED. THAT’S NUMBER ONE. NUMBER TWO IS FRENCH!”

WHAT!  President Hollande of France threw “un fit d’hissy” (That does not quite mean “Hissy Fit”in French”) when he learned that Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu was going to “crash” the “Unity Party” march in Paris last Sunday?  It seems the spirit of the march isn’t quite clicking in.  It’s like a beauty contestant getting slapped in the face by Miss Congeniality!  What other holes appear in the realities of Tuesday that they wanted us all to believe on Monday?  Teacher-writer-scientist-inventor ADRIAN VANCE visits with Sara and Barry this evening.