8/31- Excuse me! You're telling me that greyhound in England did WHAT?

Since the days of vaudeville, show-biz folks have joked and laughed about the disposability of the "dog act". What kind of dog act would it take to muscle in on a wrap-up of the GOP Convention! BIBI FARBER, Barry's daughter, brings that story as she visits Sara and Barry this evening.

8/30-COMEDIANS BUD ABBOT AND LOU COSTELLO ROCKED AMERICA WITH THEIR HILARIOUS ROUTINE, "WHO'S ON FIRST?" NOW ALL'S QUIET AS A MAJOR COMMENTATOR ANSWE

Through all the sound-and-fury and sturm-und-drang of the GOP Convention, does anybody have a credible scorecard filled out looking beyond Tampa and Charlotte for the likely result of the presidential election? One of the few observers worth shutting up and listening to is PROFESSOR CHARLES DUNN, Distinguished Professor of Government at Regent University, who long ago realized how inferior a crystal ball is to crystal-clear scholarship and journalism. Dr. Dunn visits with Sara and Barry this evening.

8/29-ADRIAN, HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT WHEN TINA BACK-PATTED OBAMA SHE WAS LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO PLANT THE KNIFE?

You don't need Sara and Barry and Sara and Barry don't need ADRIAN VANCE to air and exchange opinions about Ann Romney, Chris Christie, Paul Ryan, Mitt Romney and the other stars of the GOP Convention. No. We need Adrian -- and you need us -- to plumb and feast upon the riches of Tina Brown, Peggy Noonan and even Jeffrey Lerner. Adrian visits Sara and Barry this evening and Barry with a perfect record of non-exaggeration, pledges unforgettability.

8/28-Thank you, Doctor, for clearing that up. And the "that" is literally anything under -- or inside of -- the sun.

It was one of the best put-downs in the history of talk radio. A hostile, illiterate - quite a combination -- was blithering away and making no sense at all. The talk host finally interrupted and said, "Man, you're smarter than Einstein. Sixteen people in the world understood Einstein. NOBODY understands you!" Famous physicist, writer and in-demand public speaker ROBERT PUCCIONE understands Einstein. His personal friends include sixteen Nobel Prize winners. Among Dr. Piccone's amazing abilities is explaining the most complex scientific phenomena in terms anyone of average intelligence can understand. In his visit this evening with Sara and Barry they'll take him from Einstein to Mars, to black holes and white dwarfs and the legacy of Neil Armstrong.

8/27- TO HELL WITH YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE. WE WANT AMERICA'S REBIRTH!

At last here comes the book for fed-up Americans who feel, it's not any one thing. It's EVERYTHING. It's "PUSH BACK AMERICA" by Rabbi Aryeh Spero. You've heard of bi-partisan endorsement. Rabbi Spero's book gets MULTI-RELIGIOUS ENDORSEMENT; with prominent Catholic and Protestant leaders cheering him on. Rabbi Spero visits Sara and Barry this evening in hopes of recruiting many listeners into the great "Pushback"!

8/24- YOU'RE DESCRIBING THE TERRORISTS, RIGHT? ARE YOU SURE THAT MIRROR'S NOT BACKWARDS AND INSIDE OUT?

Snow White's queen loved to marvel at herself in the mirror, so long as the mirror assured her she was "the fairest of them all." Any American who looks into Homeland Security's mirror today is likely to see a bad guy amazingly familiar. Sara and Barry go line by line through a recent Homeland Security directive that will enrage all Americans who've lost the capacity to laugh.

8/23-DON'T PUSH ME, BARRY. PREDICTING A ROMNEY VICTORY IS COURAGEOUS ENOUGH. I DON'T HAVE TO GO FOR A LANDSLIDE!

Those who predicted a Romney victory many months ago are beginning to move around in public a little more comfortably now and are even seen having fellowship with those who predicted a Romney landslide. Professor-writer-scientist-inventor ADRIAN VANCE was an early one and on this evening when the Romney-Ryan ticket broke into its first overall lead on Fox Evening News he lobs a few concussion grenades into the race on behalf of those he thinks will win. Question: Can you diagnose wishful thinking if you are the wishful thinker?

8/22-"DIDN'T YOU USE TO BE VIRGIL BRANNON?" "NOT AS ENTHUSIASTICALLY AS I AM NOW!"

If you'd been standing near him when his turnaround occurred, your hat would have gotten blown off. VIRGIN BRANNON was an African-America, liberal, Obama-supporting political warrior, until he realized that government handouts, particularly to young people who've never learned the value of work, sends a disastrous message. Founder of "I AM VISION.COM", Brannon pumps the energy of a convert-turned-zealot into his new political convictions, which he splays out across the airways as he visits Sara and Barry this evening.

8/21-"Sandy Frazier doesn't have to listen to the radio. Whatever's on, she likely PUT there!"

SANDRA FRAZIER has one of the most interesting and revealing windows into American life and culture. If you listen to talk radio, you've doubtlessly heard many experts, authors and authorities who were booked into that show by Ms. Frazier. Talk hosts have a good sense of what the people are thinking and saying and nobody talks to as many talk hosts daily as Sandy Frazier. Ms. Frazier brings her insights and outlooks as she visits Sara and Barry this evening.

8/20- THE EMPEROR SHOULD CHECK HIS CLOTHES. APPARENTLY SOME INTERESTING HOLES HAVE DEVELOPED!

The ninety-year-old man asked his much younger sweetheart, "Dear. If I were to try to rape you, what would the charge be? Without hesitation, the young lady replied, "Assault with a dead weapon!" Okay, a little blue for this corner, but it comes to mind because the first major medium to abnegate tradition and denounce Obama is NEWSWEEK, which looks upright but is really belly-up and was purchased -- don't forget -- for one dollar. Point is, that old man would, despite his age, be charged with rape. And even given the decrepidness of NEWSWEEK, the cordon sanitaire the major media welded around Obama isn't quite so sanitaire any more. How important is that? Former New York CONGRESSMAN JOHN LeBOUTILLIER takes that as his first question when he visits Sara and Barry this evening.


THE EMPEROR SHOULD CHECK HIS CLOTHES. APPARENTLY SOME INTERESTING HOLES HAVE DEVELOPED!

8/17- HEY, DOC. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WE'RE MADE OF STARDUST?

For those struggling to understand the debate over Medicare and Obamacare it's a major stretch even to imagine an understandable explanation of black holes, white dwarfs, supernova explosions, string theory and the recently discovered "God Particle". At least one American is kissed by tongues of flame that enable him to discuss all the above in plain language. He's DR. ROBERT PICCIONI, personal friend of sixteen Nobel Prize winners, author and "Teacher of the Year" brings that extraordinary ability with him this evening as he visits Sara and Barry to clarify the universe.

8/16-MAY I INTRODUCE THE ONLY DEMOCRACY BETWEEN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA AND THE PACIFIC OCEAN; THE NAME IS ISRAEL!

MICHAEL GERBITZ doesn't know how to dream anything but big. He asks, "What if almost everybody in the world loved and admired Israel, and all Israel's enemies were left alone with no support. Gerbitz moved with his wife and nine children from America to Israel and started United With Israel, an on-line campaign to introduce the real Israel to millions of people saturated with hatred of the Jewish state. His one millionth member was Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. Now Gerbitz is shooting for his first billion! He visits Sara and Barry to spotlight his effort.

8/15-FOLLOW THE SLOW-MOTION REVERSAL OF REPUBLICANS FROM DEFENSE TO OFFENSE ON MEDICARE.

One of the most important news forums in the nation just declared a GOP victory in one of the most important argument ripping apart the American electorate. The Fox News All-Stars agreed that, after being a perpetual loser in the Medicare debate, the Republicans have now turned the tide, shifting the question from "Medicare-as-we-know-it" versus "Paul-Ryan's-chopping block" over to "Paul-Ryan's-rescue-of-Medicare" versus "the growing negatives in Obamacare". Sara and Barry jump into the roiling cauldron.

8/14- IS THIS A REPUBLICAN VISION, OR HAS CONG. PAUL RYAN SCORED A FEW QUICK TOUCHDOWNS IN THE EARLY GOING?

DR. CHARLES DUNN, Distinguished Professor of Government at Regent University, seems to have been more ready for the selection of Congressman Paul Ryan than any other American commentator. Dr. Dunn visits Sara and Barry this evening to continue the big GOP question of the immediate future -- "Have we found a bridle or lost a horse?"

8/13-POLITICAL EARTHQUAKES ARE A LOT MORE FUN THAN THE OTHER KIND. WHICH PARTY IS HAVING MORE FUN WITH PAUL RYAN?

The farmer saw it on the pathway through the woods and spent the next half hour trying to decide whether he had found a bridle or lost a horse. The Republican Party understands that same consternation now with Cong. Paul Ryan as Mitt Romney's choice as running mate. The initial reaction to Ryan's choice ranged from "suicidal!" to "This wins it for the GOP!" A good lamp-lighter on that argument is professor-author-scientist-inventor ADRIAN VANCE who visits Sara and Barry this evening to lay his opinions on the line with explanations.

8/10-ENOUGH, ALREADY ABOUT YOU. LET'S TALK ABOUT US FOR A WHILE!

Hollywood learned early it pays to do movies about Hollywood and the stars and the film industry. Sara and Barry want to see if talk radio can cash in on that narcissistic practice. Barry recalls what talk radio was like when he got his first job in it in 1957 while Sara covers the television side of the gaudy caravan.

8/9- SHERLOCK HOLMES GAVE US THE DOG THAT DID NOT BARK. WAYNE ALLYN ROOT GIVES US THE CLASSMATE WHO WAS NEVER SEEN!

Best-selling author and entrepreneur and Libertarian candidate for vice president WAYNE ALLYN ROOT visits Sara and Barry this evening to explain why something he's been explaining for years has suddenly become a high-explosive presidential campaign issue.


SHERLOCK HOLMES GAVE US THE DOG THAT DID NOT BARK. WAYNE ALLYN ROOT GIVES US THE CLASSMATE WHO WAS NEVER SEEN!

8/8-YOUR TEA LEAVES SAY OBAMA. YOUR TURTLE SHELLS SAY OBAMA. PAUL HOLLRAH'S NUMBERS SAY ROMNEY!

Did you ever feel the election is a working model of a parallel universe without mood music? Obama seems to be leading in all the polls and his attack ads seem to be hurting Romney -- or is he, and are they? Barry recalls the battle-cry of high school football in North Carolina; "You Hit Him High. I'll Hit Him Low!" Barry's regular column in World Net Daily boldly predicted a Romney victory, but all "thinky" and even "spiritual", with no statistical back-up. A great political writer, PAUL HOLLRAH, has just come out with the same conclusion with ice-cold figures to back him up. He lays out his numbers as he visits Sara and Barry this evening.

8/7- CHE GUEVARA! GAY MARRIAGE! DON'T WE HAVE ENOUGH HURRICANES BLOWING OUT OF THERE?

Nobody on the right need worry about being adversely affected by Sara and Barry tonight. Warnings are out, however, for those on the left. There was talk of those on the left not tuning in without permission from their physician. The lead story, forgive us in advance for the turbulence, is "What would Che Guevara have said about gay marriage?" Cuba's famous freedom-writer HUMBERTO FONTOVA visits Sara and Barry this evening.

8/6- LESSON ONE IS, THE SIKHS, DESPITE THEIR BEARDS AND HEAD-DRESS, ARE NOT ARABS. NOW LET'S LEARN SOME MORE!

Sara and Barry know one thing when their cab driver in New York turns out to be a Sikh. He's going to be a very happy man after Barry pulls his "Sikh" routine, something associated with laughter and good feeling and far from the mass murder that fell upon the Sikh community in Wisconsin yesterday. When blind hatred teams up with blind ignorance, you've got quite a quinella to contend with.

8/3- YOUR ANSWERS ARE "YES" AND "NO". YES, I HEARD SEN. REID SAY IT. NO I CAN'T BELIEVE HE SAID IT.

Live shows make no promises, but Barry hints his opening question will be the most important one politically-minded Americans can possibly put, not to each other, but to themselves. It involves Sen. Harry Reid's tax accusations against Mitt Romney. Sara and Barry will pin-point the stupidity that's blocking legislation that would benefit America in many ways, including financial, and they'll analyze the energy let loose by the national debate over Chick-Fil-A.

8/2- GERALD CELENTE MUST LOOK DOWN ON US NEWS-FOLK WHO HAVE TO WAIT FOR A STORY TO HAPPEN BEFORE YOU WRITE IT UP!

GERALD CELENTE has been hailed as the "Nostradamus" of our time by major media and commentators. Some believe he has a eerie ability to see beyond the time horizon. The success of "The Trends Journal", Celente's predictions, proves a lot of people around the world are impressed with his ability. When Barry told Sara what Celente sees coming up in the year ahead, she gagged slightly and said, "Barry, we're going to have to do a week of shows on superior cup-cake making just to calm our audience down. Celente visits Sara and Barry this evening.

8/1- FORMER GOP CONGRESSMAN: OBAMA PLAYS HIS WEAK HAND BETTER THAN ROMNEY PLAYS HIS STRONGER HAND.

They don't have to dub in the roar of the crowd. You can hear it, 97 days before the election. Scott Rasmussen says Romney is three points ahead of Obama. Former New York Congressman JOHN LeBOUTILLIER says Romney and his helpless, hapless, helpless team are slowing blowing their historic opportunity day by day. Cong. LeBoutillier visits with Sara and Barry this evening to explain.