3/31-WHAT KARIN SMITH ACCUSES IS NOT WHAT ISIS DOES TO INFIDELS. IT’S WHAT SOUTH AFRICANS DO TO WHITES.

Welcome to an insidious fact-of-life.  If media ignore a place, people assume, “Things must be alright there!”  Alas, evil concealed is not evil erased.  KARIN SMITH, a native of South Africa, visits with Sara and Barry this evening to accuse South Africa of committing nothing less than genocide on the white population.  Barry says, “She has no reason to lie.  I trust her.  I never dreamed anything as horrible as what she alleges could be this effectively covered up.

3/30-ACCORDING TO FORMER CONGRESSMAN JOHN LeBOUTILLIER, SECRETARY OF STATE JOHN KERRY HAS CAREFULLY STAKED OUT A PLAUSIBLE ROUTE FROM THE REPUBLICANS’ DOG HOUSE TO THE NATION’S WHITE HOUSE.

In a rare act of political mind-reading – ADVERSARY mind-reading at that – Fox News star and former New York Congressman JOHN LeBOUTILLIER reads Secretary of State John Kerry’s mind and lays out a chilling but perfectly credible narrative on what Kerry is doing regarding the Iran negotiations and why.  LeBoutillier visits with Sara and Barry this evening.

3/27-ONLY BAGHDAD BOB HAD AMERICAN TANKS VISIBLE BEHIND HIM ON TV WHILE HE WAS DENYING THEY WERE THERE. RUNNER-UP: BARACK OBAMA, STILL CLAIMING YEMEN IS A “ROLE MODEL” FOR AMERICAN SUCCESS AS THE YEMENI PRESIDENT FLEES FOR HIS LIFE!

How should we grade Obama’s foreign policy?  The student stormed up to the teacher’s desk and said, “I don’t think I deserve zero on this test.”  “I don’t either,” replied the teacher, “but it’s the lowest grade I’m allowed to give.”  That’s roughly how we grade Obama’s foreign policy.  Sen. John McCain told Fox News that a senior official in one of the Gulf Emirates told him, “It’s now more dangerous to be America’s friend than America’s enemy.”  Teacher-writer-scientist-inventor ADRIAN VANCE visits with Sara and Barry this evening.

3/26-THE AMERICAN TAXPAYER GETS A TWO-FER IN RON GARAN; WHO HAS THE ALTITUDE OF AN ASTRONAUT AND THE ATTITUDE OF A POET!

There’s a chance the American public will resent Astronaut RON GARAM’s poetic observations about space as expressed in his new book, “The Otbital Perspective: Lessons in Seeing the Big Picture from a journey of 71 Million Miles.”  Relax, fellow Americans.  We didn’t pay for a poet in space.  It just so happens that Astronaut Garan has the heart, soul and attitude of a poet.  Garan visits with Sara and Barry this evening.

3/25-WHO’S AFRAID OF A MEETING IN WASHINGTON THAT NEVER HAPPENED? PLENTY OF BRILLIANT PEOPLE.

Iran’s Supreme Leader Grand Ayatollah Khamenei ordered all Muslims to boycott anything and everything invented by Jews or anything Jews had absolutely anything in the world to do with.  A Jewish pharmacist in America, Meyer M. Treinkman, offers to help the Grand Ayatollah with this project.  And Barry wants to do his part!

3/24-MUSLIMS IN IRVING, TEXAS WANT SHARIA LAW. LISTEN TO WHAT HER EXCELLENCY THE MAYOR OF IRVING SAID ABOUT IT!

The Obama administration complains that Israel is spying on the nuclear talks with Iran and feeding the info to the Republicans.  And the way America learned all that was by spying on Israel!  Barry calls this the international version of peeping  through a keyhole – and seeing another eye!