5/17-HEY, ROMNEY; IF I CONVINCE YOU WE SEE THROUGH IT ALL, WILL YOU GRANT OUR RADIO SHOW AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW?

Conspiracy theories are like perfume, to be inhaled but not swallowed. Barry has a little theory about the upscuddle around the Romney campaign and Reverend Wright and the non-attack ad some Romney supporters were planning relinking Wright with Obama. Sara and Barry also intend to congratulate all the minorities in America who today achieved the "tipping point" in superseding the previous white majority. The media, however, come in for an icy shower of contempt for failing to tell "the rest of the story" -- the staggering rate of illegitimacy in the non-white population.